So You Want To Be A Programmer ...

Programming is a dynamic, challenging field, and there's always something to learn. But where to start?

Here at Fly-By-Nite Code School Emporium, we take a different approach than most code schools. We believe that the first language you choose should match your personality.

This view is described by some as questionable, but we prefer to think of ourselves as (classy) iconoclasts. There are so many rules we have to follow as programmers—why not break one, just this once?

Our Language Suggester will offer ideas of what you might want to try first. Unlike all the other schools out there, we can help you find a language that fits your personality!*

First, some questions for you.

Envision yourself working on a project. What result would you be most proud of?
What kind of company do you want to work for?
How important is it to you to be able to work from home?
Pick the option that describes your ideal workday.
What is your favorite color?

All done?

Click here to see your results!

*We don't have any lawyers, but we asked around, and one of us has an uncle who watched a ton of LA Law back in the 80s, and he said we should note that this process has not been evaluated by anyone for accuracy or validity or anything else.

Here are your results!

  • Python: Extroverted types like you usually find that Python is a good fit.
  • SQL: Work is about work for you, and you will likely enjoy working in SQL.
  • Scala: Balance matters to you in all things, so think about Scala.
  • Start anywhere! Your preferences show that you'd be a good match for any programming language you choose, whether it's Python, SQL, or Scala!

Click here to take the quiz again!

Now that you have this information, are you ready to give it a try?

Fly-By-Nite Code School Emporium offers classes in all of these languages, for the low low price of $10,000 per week. Discounts available for payments made via cryptocurrency. Contact us Not-A-Scam147@example.com for payment details.